Jokes

Oh, it's Friday! Let's have some fun as tomorrow dah weekend pun kan...

I just want to share these jokes here ^-^

Joke 1

Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly

jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, “Mary, I have good news & bad news." "The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses”.

“The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved,    hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead”.

Mary replied, “He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry”.

Joke 2

Husband who is working abroad wrote a letter to his wife:-

Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I’m sending 100 kisses instead. You are my sweetheart.

Signed,

Your Beloved Husband

Later his wife replied:-

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses:-

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items too ^-^ (hope you understand!)

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month?

Please Advise !

Signed,

Your Truthful Wife