Wednesday, October 16, 2013

25 signs that you are getting older (day by day... )


1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

2.Your back goes out more than you do.

3.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

4.You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.

5.You are proud of your lawn mower

6.Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

7.Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

8.You sing along with the elevator music.

9.You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

10.You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?".

13.You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

14.You send money to PBS.

15.The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

16.You take a metal detector to the beach.

17. You know what the word "equity" means.

18.You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

19. Your ears are hairier than your head.

20.You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

21.You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

22.You got cable for The Weather Channel.

23.You can go bowling without drinking.

24.You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it

25.You read this looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!

P.S. Sumber dikorek di sini.

10 comments:

  1. erm... erm... nmbr 9 tu betul kot.. hehhehe

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    1. Saya pulak dok jeling-jeling kat nombor 25. Tapi betullah bila kali terakhir saya buat nombor 18 yek!

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  2. Assalamualaikum..

    Haha ada beberapa tanda tu kat sofia..hahaha

    regards,
    Triplesmiley

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    1. Nasib baik beberapa aje Sofia! Kalau semua, confirmlah kan :)

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  3. Eloklah jugak ada reminder list kat atas tu MD, so sedarlah sikit tua orang ni, kalau tidak macam muda sokmo hehe.....
    MD orang mana? Batu Pahat ke?

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    1. Walaupun usia tua tapi hati sentiasa berbunga-bunga muda gitu.... kita neigbour ler OKje...sepelaung aje kat BP tu...lepas ni ek, ek, ek ajelah kita yek! Hehehe....

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  4. no 25 tak bley blah!muahaha..ada beberapa la yg sama,mmg betul la makin tua..mana ada org main berundur umurnya.hiks

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    1. Disebabkan ada beberapa yang sama tu yg kita terus nak tengok kat no.25 Manalah tahu ada exceptional ke... :D

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  5. Biar luar nampak berusia tetapi didalam nampak muda. :-)

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    1. Betul tu..tapi muda dalam hati pun biarlah bertempat, kan!

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