Macam-macam hal

Hari ni dapat baca suratkhabar rasa macam heaven semacam. Maklumlah dah lama tak pegang paper. Sibuk memanjang kan ... (sambil senyum mengada-ngada)

Belek punya belek terbaca artikel nih:- (apalah suratkhabar nih...)

Villagers pray for rain by marrying off donkeys 

Villagers of Kammapatti in Tamil Nadu, India (nak terbelit lidah menyebutnya...bunyi macam sinonim sangat dengan 'Dahnakmati') organised a wedding for two donkeys, all in the hope of rain to tide over a drought crisis in the Salem district (ni nama penyanyi kumpulan Iklim zaman dulu-dulu tu ke? Oh tak sangka ada gak adik-beradik kembar kat India ...) 

And the rest.... malas eh nak copypaste from The Star.

Pastu ternampak pulak yang ini :- (eh, awak ni memang baca berita picisan cam ni ke, tak berilmiah langsung tau ...)

Woman wants divorce from sex hungry hubby

A 38 year old woman has demanded a divorce from her husband who she claimed has strong sexual desires that she could not fulfil, China Press reported (Oh, kat China rupanya...aduhai MD lama tak baca paper yek nampak China Press aje terus ingat China)

The mother of two lodged a police report against her 40 year old husband in Miri recently (oh alahai, senegara rupanya ...)

Eh, ini pun nak masuk dalam paper juga ke? (Apa ke tidaknya, ada aje orang macam saya yang membacanya ...)

Tapi yang ini memang tak boleh tahan menengoknya :-

Get those rats!

Rats and mice scurry around surgery tables at the Universiti Sains Malaysia Hospital in Kota Baru, leaving a strong stench of their urine in the operation theatres - and USM says don't worry.

Don't worry hang kata? Eh, kalau ai lah yang nak kena operate tetiba nampak tikus bersanding-sanding kat dalam operation theatres, mahunya ai minta surgeon kasi postpone itu operation. Tidakpun, cepat-cepatlah pengsankan ai sesegera yang mungkin. Eiii, gelilah tengok tikus-tikus ni!

Pastu ai belek-belek lagi baca suratkhabar pasal politik, ekonomi dan sukan. What happened then? 

Hampir meleleh air liur sebab mengantuk!